I hate [most] Westerns, Part 2 (guest post)

 

*NOTE: All the posts this month will be written my by husband, Jamin Hillwig, as I do my darnedest to make headway on the published version of my Hex history project.  Enjoy!

Last week, I mentioned that the Young Guns movies are among the few Westerns I like, and I think I know why that is. It’s an ensemble piece and very action packed. But sadly, even these movies aren’t perfect.  Nowhere in them do they state that this is “Based in true events” because it’s not. It’s way the fuck off! For example:

- John Tunstall was not old and didn’t look like General Zod. He was only 24 years old when he was murdered, just 5-6 years older than Billy.

- There was no Dirty Steve Stephens. There WAS a Dirty Dave Rutabaugh who was called “Arkansas” Dave Rutabaugh in Young Guns 2.

- Dick Brewer was shot in the face, not the gut… that was probably more MPAA than anything.

- Charlie Bowdre survived the attack on Alex McSween’s house and died at the shoot out at Stinking Springs. Billy and company escaped the burning house during the night.

- Billy the Kid did not shoot L.G. Murphy in the head or anywhere for that matter. Murphy was living in Florida at the time.

- The were a lot more Lincoln County Regulators than the 6 guys in the movie. It was more like 10-20 men.

- Doc Scurlock was never a teacher in New York City and was not killed at the gun fight at Stinking Springs. He lived to be an old man married to a Mexican (not an Asian) and refused to talk to anybody about Billy the Kid or the Lincoln County War.

- Jose Chavez y Chavez died peacefully in his bed at the age of 72-73.

- Billy the Kid was “likely” killed by Sheriff Pat Garrett in Fort Sumner, New Mexico. They probably knew or knew of each other but they were not friends.

- “Brushy” Bill Roberts has been proven by modern science to absolutely not be Billy the Kid. But as a matter of historic fact, many people claimed to be Billy the Kid.

I’m really sorry if you’re all pissed at me now. But this is one of the beautiful things about this movie. When I say I love this movie I mean I REALLY love this movie! It made me want to learn more! So after seeing it, me and my brother went to the library and read anything and everything we could on Billy the Kid. These movies are like the comparison between Gone With the Wind the movie and Gone With the Wind the book. The true history is a hell of a story with a lot more players. I suggest you look in to it.

Anyways, I’ve talked your ears off or read your eyes out (if you prefer). That’s it for me. "Assistant Editors' Month" is over. I hope you all have enjoyed these stories as much as I enjoyed writing them.