Ol' Jonah got an early birthday gift this year!

While I am sorry to say that the book version of "An Illustrated History of Jonah Hex" is still not available yet (I'll talk more about that later), I did update Chapter 3 here on the blog, so y'all can enjoy the new info I've added.  The expansion isn't as large as when I updated Chapters 1 & 2 last year, but there's a few good-sized chunks of newness in there, so go check it out.

"Hold on," I can hear you saying, "if your book isn't done yet, then what's that picture I see here on your blog?  Looks like a Hex book to me!"  Indeed it is, it's just not mine.  A couple of days ago, I picked up the brand-spanking-new Jonah Hex: All-Star Western Omnibus, and I gotta tell you, it's gorgeous!  Even before I cracked it open, I was in love with the dustjacket design, not to mention the image concealed beneath (I adore it when publishers do stuff like that!).

In addition to containing the entirety of ASW's New 52 run -- including the backup tales-- this omnibus features lots of behind-the-scenes artwork, much of which I've never seen before, along with a new, brief interview with Jimmy Palmiotti & Justin Gray.  If you missed out on the single monthlies or just want a nice collected version, you need to get this!

That same day, I also picked up Justice League Unlimited #12 and New History of the DC Universe #4, both of which contribute new Hex-related info.  For JLU, it's the revelation by Mr. Teriffic that all our time-lost heroes are actually "quantum ghosts", each representing a single, standalone second in the existence of their true selves.  Anything that happens to them will have no consequences on the actual heroes: no knowledge of the future passed on to their past selves, no memory whatsoever of what is occurring in JLU right now...and if these "quantum ghosts" die, they'll simply cease to be, their true selves unharmed.  That means our Jonah Hex who's bouncing around with those "Legends" in the Waverider could be killed and not affect Hex's known history.  Unfortunately, other than an acknowledgement of a distress signal sent out by Airwave, we have no advancement on that particular story thread yet.  Fingers crossed we get back to it soon.

Speaking of history, the fourth and final issue of that series gave the nod to Jinny Hex and her Young Justice pals within the main story, but it's the timeline in the back that really delivers the goods, as it surprisingly refers to "Lady Hex" as a distant relative of Jinny!  This is the first mention I've seen of that gal since her last appearance in Superboy #75 (no mention of Chastity Hex from the Bizarro mini, though).  If anything, this moves our female, gargoyle-riding Hex further up when it comes to the possibility of her being Legend since Mark Waid co-wrote this timeline.  Sadly, it also moves Stiletta, Stanley Harris, and the Batman of 2050 further down due to no mention of the "Future Hex" reality on their list of possible futures (that reality may be gone for good, seeing as we're less than 25 years away from it now).

So, lots of goodies for Hex fans here on his 187th birthday...but no published Hex history book yet.  I want to sincerely apologize for the lack of movement there: I've done very little editing since last year, as I've frankly been distracted by the world slowly falling apart.  It's been hard to peel my eyes off the social media feeds and do real work.  Add in that fact that sales of Swords & Sixguns: An Outlaw's Tale have trickled to near-nothing, with me sometimes not even making back my table fees at cons over the past year, and I have been occasionally slipping into depression a couple times a month.  Just thoughts of "Why bother?" for a day or two, then I'll pull out of it and go on like normal, but not necessarily sitting down to write or edit.

After my last big show that resulted once again in just a couple of books sold, my husband and I discussed the situation, and came to the decision that I needed to take a sabbatical for a year.  No con appearances save for Dawn of the Collectors because it's literally 5 minutes from our house and we sell more than my book at those (e.g. toys and comics), and even that will only be 2-3 shows.  So no Fantasticons, no Free Comic Book Days.  Let's see if they miss me.  I'm also doing my damnedest once more to stop fiddling with social media, which is really hard because I understand how scrolling acts like a dopamine hit on your brain.  I've struggled with it for years, so here's hoping I can kick it this time.  I want to concentrate all my energy and attention on writing so I can come back to the cons in 2027 stronger and with more to offer.

Since my sales are obviously going to tank with no con presence, I will be putting a couple new items up on my online store pretty soon, so if you want to help financially, go over there and buy something.  Other than that, I plan on being fairly quiet aside from my weekly commitments over on the "Jonah Hex, Via Pony Express" FB page (frankly, putting together dumb stuff for #Memeday posts is a fun way to decompress).  If you get worried about me, drop me a line and I'll respond as soon as I can.  Anyways, that's it for now.  Go raise a glass to Jonah and have a great weekend, y'all.

New year, new show!

Got a show to do this Sunday! I had a table at one of Martin Hirchak's last shows in Clawson, MI, but the venue closed, so he had to move house. I went to the Warren Elks Lodge last week to check it out...looks like a good place with lots of room, so we're all hoping for an awesome inaugural show!

Blue skies smiling at me...

 Thirteen years ago, after a stumbling start, I joined Facebook with the notion of using it to help promote my then-upcoming novel.  As I said at the time, I'm neither social nor do I network, so I didn't really have a desire to deal with the site, but hey, I wanted to sell books, and I reckon the Swords & Sixguns page I set up there helped to a small degree.  It also led to me to becoming admin for the Jonah Hex, Via Pony Express page because I simply asked Darren Schroeder if he ever considered setting up a FB version of the Yahoo group he ran (good thing I did, too, 'cause Yahoo Groups is long gone!).

Fast-forward to today: the S&S page has 334 followers and VPE has more than three times as many (the old buzzard has the advantage of name recognition).  Considering that I've never bought one ad on FB, I think that's pretty good, but I daresay those numbers may not get any bigger thanks to the algorithm actively working against virtually every page out there (and no, putting money into this won't help, as I've seen enough other, much-bigger pages report that ad buys no longer move the needle).  Still, I don't want to lose those numbers, so I keep on keeping on over there, but from what I've been hearing lately, it seems like the general environment at FB might reach a point where many folks abandon the place altogether.  In fact, over the last few months, I've seen that a good amount of people have been setting up accounts over at the Twitter-ish site BlueSky.

Now, I've been long resisting the pressure to set up on another social media site, but I've finally decided that having a backup isn't a bad idea.  That's actually why I started this blog: years ago, when the future of the DC Message Boards was in question, I set up here and let other Jonah Hex fans know about it in case that place went kablooey...and it eventually did, so good call by me.  So yesterday, I set up an account on BlueSky, which will serve as a combo of all three of the FB pages I have: my personal page, my S&S page, and a trimmed-down version of what I do over on VPE (the lack of a Photo section on BlueSky prevents me from doing much of what VPE has become known for).  It'll be a different vibe, to be sure, but I plan on keeping things fun, especially since I plan on unleashing the massive meme archive I've accumulated over the years upon the place.

So, if you're on BlueSky, look me up under "Susan Hillwig" and help me build this new venue into something special.

Kindled, then extinguished

 Got an email from KDP recently letting me know that they were discontinuing the Kindle Vella program, due to it not taking off the way Amazon expected since it began in December 2021.  Frankly, the response to the two stories I'd started on the platform was a bit underwhelming, as you can see by the graph here depicting every time someone read at least one chapter.  Most folks appeared to pop in, read one or two chapters, then leave.  Two ambitious folks read both stories in their entirety, but despite including my email at the end of virtually every chapter and damn-near begging people to drop me a line if they liked it, I never got any feedback save for getting some thumbs-up marks on the chapters (which I honestly didn't even notice until today).  Since they're shutting down the whole dang program, I imagine this was typical for most of the writers who tried it out.

On the upside, I made nearly twenty bucks thanks to KDP sending participants bonuses for contributing to the program.  It's a damn sight better than the royalties those two stories earned, which amounted to about forty cents over those three years.  Not exactly a hidden goldmine, right?

So, what now?  The stories will be finished eventually, so if you're one of the few who read them, physical copies will one day exist, but I wanna get the published version of my Jonah Hex history project done first, not to mention the second Swords & Sixguns novel.  Low response means low priority, unless y'all want to convince me otherwise.

And if you never read them at all, then you've got until February 2025 to read them on your Kindle.  You can find the first four chapters of Godheart here, and the first seven chapters of Forgotten Be Thy Name over here....and if you like them, for goodness sakes, tell me!

An EXPANDED History of Jonah Hex!

 

While the book version of "An Illustrated History of Jonah Hex" is not ready for publication yet, I have made enough progress to officially say that the edits on Chapter 1 and 2 -- encompassing the entirety of Jonah's time at All-Star Western/Weird Western Tales -- are 100% COMPLETE!  Unless something earthshattering is uncovered prior to publication or I stumble across a massive typo, I'm not noodling with those chapters anymore.

In celebration of this feat, the first two Hex history posts on this here blog have been expanded with all-new material, making them 2-3 times longer than the originals!  I've added a couple of new images as well, though I've decided to remove the hyperlinks since I no longer use Photobucket, as well as me doing my level best to get all the info "on the page" this time around since that's how it'll be in book form.

Okay, that's enough chatter.  If you want to read the updated chapters, you'll find the new Chapter 1 here and the new Chapter 2 over here.  Hope you enjoy them, and don't forget to wish Jonah Hex a happy 186th birthday!

Hex history update AND MORE!

Progress on the book version of "An Illustrated History of Jonah Hex" is still proceeding at a slow pace, but it has gotten far enough along that, this November 1st, I will be updating the first 2 chapters on this blog with BRAND NEW MATERIAL!  That's right, y'all will be getting a sneak preview of what the book version will look like!  I haven't decided yet if I'll update every single chapter, but the first chapter alone is now double its original length, so it didn't seem fair to hide all that new info in the book alone.

In related news, my work has once again been cited in another article!  Nathan Cabaniss of Screenrant contacted me a month or so ago after coming across my blog, as he was looking for some info about a 1980s write-in campaign to get Clint Eastwood to make a Jonah Hex movie.  I informed him that the Eastwood/Hex connection went MUCH deeper than he expected, which soon led to a full-fledged article with quotes from Yours Truly!  You can read all about it right here on Screenrant...and yes, this story will be covered in a much briefer form in Chapter 1!

Okay, I gotta get back to work.  Two weeks to go until the update drops!

Refugee from the Round File

 I put up a post recently on the Swords & Sixguns Facebook page that contained a quote from actor/composer Paul Williams, wherein he said, "Be careful about throwing something in the round file as garbage" because what you view as a failure might lead to something spectacular down the line.  I admitted in my repost that I had thrown out tons of stuff over the years, though I try to do so less often these days.  I have a box in my office labeled as an "archive" that contains various drafts of the book, along with flyers and convention lanyards and such.  I also keep on my desk the original black looseleaf binder that held all of my work from the moment I first sat down to write my novel exactly 30 years ago today.  It still holds drawings and notes and other little things going all the way back to those early days.  I could put it in the box, but it sat on my desk for so long, it doesn't seem right to tuck it away.

This sentimentality is a huge change from how I treated my work 30+ years ago.  I have no idea how many pieces of paper I ripped up and tossed way back then, but it was a lot.  Not just writing, mind you, but art pieces as well.  I would get into "I suck so bad" moods and just chuck things that I hated at that moment.  This is why I tell people that the 400-page first draft that I wrote longhand was my "final" first draft: all the drafts before it were never finished, they'd just get destroyed or cannibalized for the next iteration that would also get destroyed and cannibalized for the iteration after that, and so on and so on.  If my husband hadn't challenged me to "Just keep writing" and crank out 100 pages before the year 2000, I'd likely still be in that same destructive cycle here in 2024.

But there are bits of those earliest drafts that remain intact in the black binder I mentioned.  Things that never made it into the published version, yet can't be inserted into a hypothetical "expanded edition" because there's no place to plug them in.  So, to celebrate the 30th anniversary of me taking a week off of my paying job to start writing this crazy idea I had in my head, here's eight pages written by early-20s me, with commentary by 50-year-old me interspersed.

The first thing that likely jumps out for you folks is J'nath saying "you" instead of "thou".  I don't recall when I began having him and Pietruvek talk with "all them 'thees' and 'thous' and shit" (as Richard would put it in published version of Chapter 5), but it's not present at all in these pages, so it obviously didn't surface for a while.  You'll also notice a line at the bottom of the page that not only says that there are nine countries in Arkhein -- as opposed to the "Seven Known Lands" H'landa refers to a couple of chapters later -- but the Kana-Semeth are referred to simply as Guardsmen, a holdover from the very first version of Arkhein which I discussed in a post about 10 years ago.  However, a variation on the middle section did make it into the published version, as did the "dine-of-might" gag (changed to "die-of-might" and uttered instead by H'landa near the climax of the book).

A few different things here: J'nath hasn't seen what a gun can do yet (the slip-up in the snow didn't exist in the earliest drafts), there's talk of a war about 65 years prior (a throwaway line, no real intent behind it), and Nina's eyes are described as hazel instead of "too blue" (Richard's words for the vibrant blue eyes many Arkans have).  You may also notice that, while Nina is present for the gun demonstration, Pietruvek is not.  In the earliest drafts, the youngest Bannen had been sent to the capital city to collect the only known remaining piece of the Heart of Avisar (that wasn't embedded in a Crossroad, that is).  While I never got far enough in the earliest drafts to write the scene, Pietruvek's return would've brought with him Lieutenant (not Lermekt) H'landa as well as news that the aforementioned piece of the Heart hadn't survived the centuries, officially stranding Richard in Arkhein.

Stuff like this is why I kept these pages instead of tossing them away like I did the 45 pages the preceded it.  I was happy with the staging of the scene and the descriptions I'd made, but it didn't fit well with what became the final first draft.  Richard here is fairly relaxed, he's making jokes, and most importantly, he thinks he's going to be able to leave Arkhein.  The attitude he has in the published version of Chapter 5 doesn't match how he acts here, so it had to be put aside.  Luckily, as you've seen already and will continue to see, I was able to utilize parts of these pages later on in different ways...

...like the majority of this page, for example.  This exchange was repurposed nearly word-for-word in Chapter 9, with H'landa speaking J'nath's lines as he makes ready to release Richard from jail.  Speaking of which, you'll notice at the bottom of the page that J'nath refers to him by his proper name, not "Reshard"!  That gag didn't start up until I began working on the Arkan language in earnest -- it's barely present in these pages aside from a couple of words -- and decided that there was no letter C in Arkan, which meant I'd either have to invent a symbol to represent the "ch" sound in Richard's name or just have everybody mispronounce it.  The latter was funnier, so I went with it.

Pretty much from the beginning, I'd decided on there being a language barrier between Richard and nearly everyone in Arkhein, but since I had barely started work on the Arkan language yet, Nina has zero lines in these pages.  Rereading them now, it looks awful that I have her in these scenes saying literally nothing -- the closest I have is Richard's narrative comment about her and J'nath "talking about something".  In my author talks, I tell new writers that they need to avoid the "sexy lamp", which is a woman who's just there, not contributing anything to the plot/conversation...and I see now that my earliest draft was super-guilty of doing that to Nina throughout.

More shitty writing towards Nina.  Insulting her cooking, making a semi-lewd comment that she can't understand but her husband definitely can...gah, this is awful!  And yeah, Richard still hasn't properly met the doc yet.  While I don't remember exactly I wrote in the previous chapters of the earliest drafts, I do recall rushing through scenes a lot, and that they were much shorter than what you see in the published version.  Richard's shock over waking up in Arkhein was a rather quick thing, no real disbelief or arguing.  I hadn't yet learned that conflict is a good thing in a story, nor did I understand how to let a scene breathe, so to speak, and just let the characters do their thing.

While the Feast of Halitova did exist in the earliest drafts, it wouldn't have been the first time Richard went to town.  Again, I was rushing, which in this case meant I wasn't thinking about story structure.  What's the big deal about Richard being at the party if everyone has seen him already?  So in the published version, he's more-or-less confined to the Bannen household until Halitova, with only a couple of people seeing him beforehand.  It gives him time to acclimate and learn some of the language, not to mention heal up from all the wounds I'd inflicted on him.

 Our last page, and our last repurposed scene.  You'll recognize the gist of it from the end of Chapter 9, but the impetus and attitude is totally different.  In the earliest draft here, Richard just gives up his guns to put J'nath at ease...and looking back at it, this doesn't really fit with who he is at this point in the story.  It's the first sign that he can change his outlaw ways, but it's not earned yet, it just happens.  In the published version, this happens after he's screwed up multiple times and been tossed in jail by Lermekt H'landa for a while, leading up to him realizing that he's going to ruin this new life as badly as the old one if he doesn't get his shit together.  Now the change is earned, now voluntarily giving up his guns means something, and I'm much happier with how it plays out.

I don't recall exactly what I'd written after these pages, but knowing how awful I usually felt about my work just days or weeks after writing it, I likely didn't get much further before the tearing of pages began.  There are other bits of scenes I still have tucked away in that binder, so if you like what you read here, let me know and maybe I'll do another stroll down memory lane around this time next year.

I hate [most] Westerns, Part 2 (guest post)

 

*NOTE: All the posts this month will be written my by husband, Jamin Hillwig, as I do my darnedest to make headway on the published version of my Hex history project.  Enjoy!

Last week, I mentioned that the Young Guns movies are among the few Westerns I like, and I think I know why that is. It’s an ensemble piece and very action packed. But sadly, even these movies aren’t perfect.  Nowhere in them do they state that this is “Based in true events” because it’s not. It’s way the fuck off! For example:

- John Tunstall was not old and didn’t look like General Zod. He was only 24 years old when he was murdered, just 5-6 years older than Billy.

- There was no Dirty Steve Stephens. There WAS a Dirty Dave Rutabaugh who was called “Arkansas” Dave Rutabaugh in Young Guns 2.

- Dick Brewer was shot in the face, not the gut… that was probably more MPAA than anything.

- Charlie Bowdre survived the attack on Alex McSween’s house and died at the shoot out at Stinking Springs. Billy and company escaped the burning house during the night.

- Billy the Kid did not shoot L.G. Murphy in the head or anywhere for that matter. Murphy was living in Florida at the time.

- The were a lot more Lincoln County Regulators than the 6 guys in the movie. It was more like 10-20 men.

- Doc Scurlock was never a teacher in New York City and was not killed at the gun fight at Stinking Springs. He lived to be an old man married to a Mexican (not an Asian) and refused to talk to anybody about Billy the Kid or the Lincoln County War.

- Jose Chavez y Chavez died peacefully in his bed at the age of 72-73.

- Billy the Kid was “likely” killed by Sheriff Pat Garrett in Fort Sumner, New Mexico. They probably knew or knew of each other but they were not friends.

- “Brushy” Bill Roberts has been proven by modern science to absolutely not be Billy the Kid. But as a matter of historic fact, many people claimed to be Billy the Kid.

I’m really sorry if you’re all pissed at me now. But this is one of the beautiful things about this movie. When I say I love this movie I mean I REALLY love this movie! It made me want to learn more! So after seeing it, me and my brother went to the library and read anything and everything we could on Billy the Kid. These movies are like the comparison between Gone With the Wind the movie and Gone With the Wind the book. The true history is a hell of a story with a lot more players. I suggest you look in to it.

Anyways, I’ve talked your ears off or read your eyes out (if you prefer). That’s it for me. "Assistant Editors' Month" is over. I hope you all have enjoyed these stories as much as I enjoyed writing them.

I hate [most] Westerns, Part 1 (guest post)

*NOTE: All the posts this month will be written my by husband, Jamin Hillwig, as I do my darnedest to make headway on the published version of my Hex history project.  Enjoy!

I hate Westerns. I do. With a few exceptions. I like the Young Guns movies. I like The Quick & The Dead. I like Two Mules for Sister Sarah and High Plains Drifter. I like The Cowboys and The Shootist with John Wayne. And that’s it. Anything else puts me to sleep. I remember way, way, way back when, when me and Susan were dating we rented The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. We took it back to my mom and stepdad’s place and popped it in the VCR and sat down to watch: me, Susan, and my stepdad. 15 minutes in and I’m out cold. The next thing I remember is opening my eyes to the credits and Susan and my stepdad talking about what a great movie that was. I don’t know about great movie but the experience ranks in the "Top 10 BEST Naps I’ve Had in My Life".

The Cowboys is a whole different story. Lots of stuff goes on in that movie. There are no great expanses of one man riding his horse across the open plains with no dialog. And it’s got John Wayne. For my money, John Wayne and Optimus Prime are the same guy. Sure, the man advocated war when he himself never served, but that’s not the point. Watch the movie. There is a part near the end where all the cowboys (just kids, literal cow BOYS) are gathered around John Wayne and he starts talking about “how proud he is of them” and “how every father wants their children to be better than them. And you are.” If you are a guy…. If you are human, this scene will get at you. The Shootist is kinda the “long form” version of that scene.

Two Mules and The Quick & The Dead are just good action movies. You could change the era and location and it would make little difference. That’s not a slight to the movie or the writers. They’re both movies anybody would like because they are easily relatable.

High Plains Drifter is a ghost story. That’s my wheelhouse. It’s a slow burn, but when it gets good, it gets REAL GOOD. Not gory but creepy as Hell!

Young Guns has a sequel… Just like this post. I’m devoting a whole post to both movies. I’m a huge fan and it’s a lot to unpack.

What's it like having your name in a book? (guest post)

 *NOTE: All the posts this month will be written my by husband, Jamin Hillwig, as I do my darnedest to make headway on the published version of my Hex history project.  Enjoy!

You’re going to laugh but, before Swords & Sixguns came out, my name was already in a book. A famous book. It’s called the Holy Bible. The name "Jamin" is only in there a few times, 6 to be exact throughout the Old Testament, mostly in reference to the Sons of Simeon. My mom thought it was pretty. The fact of the matter is that me and Susan were broken up at the time she decided to name a major character in her book after me… So, I don’t want to hear any nepotism crap, okay?

Here’s a funny story: My older brother got a copy of Susan's book. He was really digging it because he likes the Old West. Anyways, he’s reading and enjoying the story then “Jamin” shows up. He said, (and this is a direct quote) ”I could mentally hear the needle skip across the record.”… Yeah, I know. He’s just jealous.

Actually, seeing my last name "Hillwig" in a comic was pretty cool. It about scared the shit out of me, too. So, there we were years and years ago, sitting on the couch reading our new comics and Susan starts screaming, screaming like she’s dying! “WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT, DAMMIT?!? ARE YOU OKAY?!? WHAT?!?” , I scream at her. She points at the page in her comic. Then I start screaming like I’m dying. Susan and the authors of the comic book had been corresponding for awhile and I guess they decided to give her a little surprise.

I looked around the internet. There are a few noteworthy Hillwigs. One is a doctor, one is an astronomer, and at least one was a Union soldier in the American Civil War. But how many of them can say they have their name in the Bible, a novel, AND a comic book?

The #1 Fan's Opinion (guest post)

*NOTE: All the posts this month will be written my by husband, Jamin Hillwig, as I do my darnedest to make headway on the published version of my Hex history project.  Enjoy!

It’s “Assistant Editors' Month". That means I get the center chair while Susan concentrates more on writing books than posting silly memes and giving us all her two cents. And since I now control the horizontal and the vertical, I’m going to try to post stuff that’s a little different than what you get here. And since I am Susan’s #1 Fan, were going to start by answering this question:

WHAT IS IT LIKE TO BE MARRIED TO AN AUTHOR?

Well, since I’ve only been married to one person, I can’t really compare unless I use examples I’ve seen in real life. It’s not all too different from what any of you know. The main difference I can think of is: along with the regular stuff people do, writers write. Yeah, no shit. But really, I mean it. Some days she’s on a streak and she’ll just be plugging away. Other times, she’ll get just a few sentences out. And if you’re a helpful guy like me, this is when you’ll want to help.

Don’t.

Not unless they ask. Because you really don’t know what’s going on in the story. Even if you think you know what’s going on, you don’t. So, I hate to break it to you kids. Don’t expect me to drop in juicy tidbits of what’s coming up in the next book. I only have the vaguest notion…. Though, one time about 10 years ago, I did pin Susan down and make her tell me at least the broad strokes of the story. And I'd  love to tell you all what I know. But I’m certain that’s all changed. Trust me, the original ideas she had from over 25 years ago are wildly different…. I don’t know if that is a writer’s thing or woman’s prerogative.

And that is really the long and short of it. Everything a normal husband or wife does, but they also type, and on rare occasion ask for an opinion on something they totally made up.

The decision is made!

At the end of my last post, I asked y'all to weigh in regarding which project should take priority for 2024: my second novel or the Hex history book.  I got two responses -- one for each project -- so I had to do the tiebreaker myself.  In the end, I decided on the Hex history book, not only because it's closer to completion, but I can also put an ad in the back for Swords & Sixguns at the low rate of absolutely free (the advantages of self-publishing!).

Since making the decision, I've made some progress in multiple areas:

- I've figured out how to scale up the images I need to 300 dpi with minimal fuss.  There's still a ton of work to be done there, but at least I've narrowed it down to a few mouse clicks as opposed to the clunky method I thought I'd be stuck with.

- The Introduction is done, plus I've added three new pages so far to Chapter 1, giving readers a "lay of the land" as to what the comics landscape and Westerns in general looked like at the time of Jonah's creation.  Like I said in my previous post, those first couple chapters are a kinda bare-bones compared to the later ones.  I'm aiming for at least 10 pages per chapter, not counting images.

- While I don't know how long the final book will be, I can tell you it won't exceed 500 pages, because that's the maximum amount I can do through my printer.  Each chapter will have at least two images in it, to be certain, but whether I include more than that -- along with how much extra stuff I can pack at the end beyond the already-written Appendix A and B -- will depend on how much of the page count is taken up by the main text.

- For those curious about dimensions, I'm currently formatting the book at 7x10 inches, since this is as close to "comic size" as my printer offers.  The idea is that, when complete, you can comfortably slip it onto your bookshelf next to your Hex trades and have it blend in fairly well (it might also fit into a comic box with minimal fuss, depending on the type you use).  Both the paperback and hardcover editions will be roughly the same size...and yes, there will be a Kindle version!

- The Afterword is already complete, and it's not written by me!  I asked actor Johnathon Schaech -- who initially spurred me into turning this blog series into a book -- to write some thoughts about playing ol' Jonah, and boy oh boy, did he deliver!  He's also sent me various photos over the years, some of which will end up in the book.  Plus Seth Albano -- grandson of Hex creator John Albano -- has agreed to write the Foreword, and I'm hoping he'll supply some photos as well.

That's about all I have to report at the moment.  Between working on the book and the fast-approaching con season, I likely won't have much time for blogging over the next few months, so in my absence, my husband has volunteered to write a few guest posts in March.  We're referring to it as "Assistant Editors' Month", so expect a bit of shenanigans.  See you then!

 

5 at 50

Ten years ago, I did a post about turning 40 and signing my very first publishing contract.  To say I was giddy at the time would be an understatement.  Sadly, as I mentioned in my post two weeks ago, that contract fell through, and I eventually went with self-publishing, which mainly consists of making up your own deadlines and blowing past them most of the time (or at least for me it does).  But dangit, I’m gonna change that!  I’m officially old now -- got an application from AARP in the mail with my name on it and everything – and the clock is ticking, so I gotta quit screwing around and GET STUFF DONE.

With that in mind, here’s a list of  the five works-in-progress I have in various stages of completion, it’s all just a matter of getting it down on paper (so to speak):

Swords & Sixguns: Crossing The Line - As you probably figured by the title, this is the sequel to my first novel, Swords & Sixguns: An Outlaw’s Tale.  At the moment, I have 136 double-spaced pages written, meaning somewhere between one-third and one-half of the story is done, and has been for quite a while.  I’ve got the beats worked out for the rest of the novel, so it’s not a problem of writer’s block, just time.  I also have the beats for the third and fourth novels, plus rough ideas for the others after that -- things in the overall storyarc have changed a bit since I first began plotting it out in 1994 (yes, that’s how long I’ve had this idea!), mainly because I’m a better writer than I was when I started, so I’ve been weeding out some of the clichés I’d originally put into the plot.  Thankfully, many of them were so far down the line, story-wise, that it’s only taken a few tweaks in the upcoming stuff to avoid them.  This is the ONLY advantage I’ve had in regards to how slow I write!

Hero to Some, Villain to Others: An Illustrated History of Jonah Hex – This is my long-running, non-fiction work that’s going head-to-head with my second novel in terms of “Who’s gonna get to press first?”  It has the advantage of being closer to completion -- only 5 chapters left to write, plus another appendix for two -- but some disadvantages.  The first is that I have to format it differently than my novel, since this will include multiple pictures throughout, not just a couple pieces of clip art like my first novel.  The second is how little material is in the first few chapters compared with the later ones (again, I’m a better writer now), so I want to beef them up.  And third is that there’s still a couple of interviews I’m trying to arrange, but I haven’t got a hold of the people yet (I’ll likely just have to let those go and deal with the info gap).  I’m still kicking myself for missing Jonah’s 50th anniversary, but so did DC, therefore I don’t feel too awful.

Godheart - One of two works that are currently exclusive to Kindle Vella, which are released chapter-by-chapter instead of one fell swoop.  It began life as a fanfic I wrote at the request of a site that was launching out of DC2, but when the new site fell through, the fic was never used, and it’s been sitting in my files for years collecting dust.  When Vella launched, I decided to file the serial numbers off of the fic (i.e. remove anything that would identify it with the property it was originally riffing on) and post it as a test of what this new site could do -- if anything went seriously wrong, I wouldn’t lose a property I’d put a massive investment into.  That’s not to say I don’t like the story -- I kept it for years, after all -- it was just a low-priority thing.  I put up four chapters, with a note at the end of the fourth asking people to contact me if they want to read more, and so far, I’ve had zero responses.  I think part of the issue is the paywall: the first three chapters are free to read, after which the reader must buy tokens to go further, and I get a small percentage of that token’s worth.  Other than a “signing bonus” of sorts from Kindle due to me being a beta tester, I haven’t made a dime off of it.  So this is on the back burner for now, though it will eventually get finished so I can at least publish it in physical form sometime later.

Forgotten Be Thy Name -  My second Kindle Vella work is in the same boat as the first, though it’s further along in regards to chapters due to me having stronger ideas for it.  This tale is pretty much “Jonah Hex in Hell” without mentioning him by name because copyrights (fiction work goes by different rules than non-fiction).  I thought it would do better than the previous one since I’m a known quantity when it comes to Hex, but again, I think the paywall is stopping people.  Like Godheart, it will get finished so it can be published.  Matter of fact, I’ll likely do both in the same volume, along with another finished story I’ve been submitting here and there for many years (I’ll talk about that in another blog post).  One shortie, one midrange, and one novella…that sounds like a nice package, don’tcha think?

Miscellaneous DC2 work - This entry is a bit of a cheat because it’s not one work, it’s three, all of which are loosely connected.  Despite having my own original universe to muck about in, I enjoy putting various DC characters in predicaments, so that’ll likely never stop.  To be sure, I need to finish writing the final installment of Omega Crisis -- which is plotted and a couple of scenes completed -- and once that’s out of the way, the other fics can proceed.  There’s at about 5-10 more issues of Weird Western Quarterly that need to be done so I can wrap up the long, winding storyline that I’ve been weaving since WWQ#0 hit DC2 in November 2005.  And Jonah Hex: Shades of Gray is just getting started in terms of where the story is headed, but I realize now that it will likely never have a solid end just because I have so many other things to work on and a finite amount of time.  I’ll get out as much of that story as I can, though, because I’ve got as lot more to say about Hex living in the 2010s (yes, I’m sticking with the original timeline, no bumping it up to keep it in synch with the here-and-now…which means I’m still writing in the past despite setting it in the 21st Century!).

So that’s the state of my WIPs at this moment in January 2024.  And now I put a question to you fine folks: would you rather I polish off my second novel by the end of this year, or should the printed version of my Hex history project take priority?  Drop me a line here, on Facebook, or at swordsandsixgunsnovel@gmail.com and let me know!

 

New year, new plan

 

Okay, kiddos, time for serious talk.

The #1 reason I joined Facebook back in 2014 was to promote my novel, which -- at the time – had just been picked up by Permuted Press.  I figured I’d get the ball rolling on creating a fanbase and all that.  Well, those of you who were around back then know how that publishing deal turned out…and the next one…so I finally nutted up in 2016 and decided to self-publish.  When you go that route, every single bit of promotion falls upon you, so you have to find a way to balance your writing and your personal life and being your own hype machine.

Let’s be honest: I suck at balancing all that.  My personal life (i.e. working at my paying job) eats up much of my time and energy, and scrolling FB tends to eat up a couple hours every day as well, leaving little time to decompress and do things with my husband and…you know…actually write.  This past year was semi-productive, as I did get a couple of things out there, but while I got to have a bit of fun while writing them, they made me no money and the public’s enthusiasm for them seemed middling.

Don’t get me wrong, I knew this whole writing gig would make very little money, so don’t look at this as a veiled plea for donations or something.  Us here at Casa Del Hillwig are doing just fine (again, I have a paying job), I’m just frustrated that not only did I pass the 7^th anniversary of my first novel’s publication without releasing the second book (though you can read the first chapter of it if you buy the hardcover edition of Swords & Sixguns: An Outlaw’s Tale!), but for the first time since 2011, I didn’t put out another installment of “An Illustrated History of Jonah Hex” when November rolled around (though one of those writings I previously mentioned did kinda fill that gap).  Big miss on both of my major projects.  So I’ve been telling myself the past couple of months that I’m gonna do better next year, I’m gonna buckle down and get at least one of those things completed and published and all that jazz so I can offer more than just one dang book at the cons.  I just have to figure out how to get rid of distractions, or at least manage my free time better.

This brings us back around to Facebook.  One of the writers I follow is James Fell who wrote two volumes of Today in History Shit Went Down.  He announced recently that he’s going to devote less time to FB because it literally isn’t paying off anymore.  Like many pros on the platform, he’s been getting fucked over by the algorithm, which is showing his posts less and less to people who’ve actually liked/followed his page in favor of paid advertising, aka sponsored posts.  So he gamed the system: He literally bought a sponsored post so he could tell his followers that he’s cutting back on FB in favor of Substack.  I admired his chutzpa, so I subscribed to James Fell, along with Dr. Heather Cox Richardson, whose daily history/news wrap-up is usually the first thing I read every morning when I log onto FB.  Substack sends the stuff directly to my email instead, meaning I don’t need to go to FB anymore to read her post, which then leads to me getting sucked into a doomscroll through the rest of the site.

In other words, I just discovered a way to wean myself off of that daily FB login.

I’m not quitting Facebook, mind you.  It is a useful tool, it’s just I now have proof that the reason I made the account to begin with doesn’t work as well as it used to.  It’s taken me close to a decade to get over 300 followers, so if someone like James Fell -- who has literally a thousand times more followers than me -- is getting buried by the algorithm, then I have no hope at all of reaching anyone new unless I shell out money…and even that is a shot in the dark.

So things will likely get quiet around Facebook as far as my posts are concerned, both personal and professional.  I’m thinking like once or twice a month, I’ll put up a fresh post with a link to my blog attached – as I’ve done for this one – and probably share a meme or two in the interim like usual, just so you know I didn’t die.  Matter of fact, expect the next blog post around the 19^th or so, because I’m turning 50, and that seems like a good as time as any to step back, reassess all these little projects I have going on, and give y’all a sit-rep.  See you then!

No history post this year, but here's a consolation prize!

 

For those of you tuning in to read the next installment of "An Illustrated History of Jonah Hex", I'm sorry to say I don't have one for you.  The project is still going on, don't worry, I just got busy the last few months with something else Hex-related (also life got in the way...you know how it goes).  Lucky for you, I finished that other thing just last night so I could debut it on Jonah's 185th birthday!

If you're like me, you were terribly disappointed in the Justice League: Warworld animated movie, both for how they treated ol' Jonah and for overall being a not-very-good story (most of the reviews I found for the movie rated it as merely okay).  So, being who I am, I figured out how to fix it, at least in terms of Jonah's portrayal.  If'n y'all follow this link right here, you'll find a brand-new fic titled "The Deaths of Jonah Hex" that'll maybe make up for the lack of Hex history this year.  Let me know what you think of it, and hopefully I can get my ass in gear so I can get this project wrapped up by this time next year (or at least have a proper installment for you!).

Wanted: Reviews!

Hey there, folks! If you've got a few minutes to spare his weekend, I'd like to ask you a favor. I'm prepping some new promotional material, and I want to include some quotes from reviews, but I have very few on Amazon at the moment. So if you feel so inclined, pop over to https://www.amazon.com/Swords-Sixguns-Outlaws-Tale-1/dp/1540506924#customerReviews and jot up what you thought of my novel. It doesn't matter if you bought it at a show instead of Amazon, so long as you read it and can give me your honest opinion. As soon as the new promo stuff is done, I'll post it on here so y'all can see if your review made the final cut!

Forgotten be my brain (or "Better late than never!")

Found an email in my inbox this morning from Matt Van Auken, a fellow Hex-nut and devoted follower of this li'l blog.  Seems my Swiss cheese brain forgot to post further details about the new project I spoke about in November!  I apologize profusely: I've been more diligent about updates over on the Facebook page for Swords & Sixguns, but I thought for sure I'd done the initial post here as well.

Okay, lesson learned.  Allow me to finally elaborate...

You may recall I dipped my toe into Amazon's new Kindle Vella format a couple of years ago with a story titled "Godheart".  While that story remains incomplete at the moment (frankly, the response to it was underwhelming), I decided near the end of last year to start up a new Vella story called "Forgotten Be Thy Name".  Part of the impetus for this was realizing that, aside from the tongue-in-cheek story I managed to slip into the anthology The Fans are Buried Tales, plus a couple of Twitter posts by Jimmy Palmioti and James Gunn, there had been no official acknowledgement of Jonah Hex's 50th anniversary.  Matter of fact, considering the current climate, there may never be featured in a DC property again outside of a wordless cameo.  Let's be frank here: he's a gun-loving former Confederate, so without a lot of explanations and/or alterations, it's going to take a lot of doing to sell him to the general public in 2023 and beyond.

For those that know him well, however, very little selling is needed.  We know he's not a racist, we know that the era he normally exists in -- the Old West -- justifies many of his actions, so for those of us who aren't ready to let go of him just yet, I decided to pick up Jonah's story from where we last saw him in Death Metal.  If you don't recall, that story featured a Black Lantern-style Hex fighting alongside Batman and a bunch of other heroes against twisted versions of the Dark Knight.  While far from my favorite story, I bought it for Hex, and got to experience the gut-punch of seeing him consigned to Hell for his actions.  Considering his background, this destination was an inevitability -- Jonah himself had commented on this more than once over the course of his career -- but it still hurt to see it happen in the manner that it did.

So consider "Forgotten Be Thy Name" to be literally the last Jonah Hex story.  It certainly won't be the last thing I ever write about him (still gotta get the history project printed!), but if there truly never is another appearance by him officially, then this at least will give both the old man and his fans some closure.  Keep in mind that this story is not official to any degree, so I "filed off the serial numbers" (i.e. Jonah is never referred to by his actual name, hence the title).  This is because Kindle Vella generates a small amount of revenue for me, so I have to do my level best to skirt any copyright issues that would otherwise relegate this story to unpaid fanfic.

The story is being released one chapter at a time, with 5 chapters up so far.  I'm trying to put up a chapter every month or two, usually around the 15th (missed February).  First 3 chapters are free, and you'll have to buy "tokens" to read further, but they're relatively cheap and can be used on other Vella stories as well.  So go on ahead, give "Forgotten Be Thy Name" a look, and let me know what you think of it so far...and I promise to give y'all blog updates more regularly so this doesn't happen again!

Just in time for gift-giving!

 

Found out recently that the postal rates will be changing again next year, but they did inform me that (for now, at least) they have a slightly-cheaper option available.  So as a little holiday incentive for y'all, I've cut down the shipping rates on my online store to just $11 for most U.S. orders!  We'll see if we can keep that deal going after the New Year, but just in case, get your orders in now!

Got a busy weekend ahead of me!

 Been working so hard on my little secret project for next month that I almost forgot to post about my upcoming appearances, one of which I mentioned a few weeks ago.

First up is the Holiday Open House at Paperback Writer Books this Friday, November 18th.  I'll be there 5-8pm along with a few other local authors, selling our wares and waiting for Santa to arrive at the Fountain Stage not too far from the store.  The entire event runs until 9pm, but I'll have to cut out a little early because I need to get up bright and early the next day for Blue Water International Comic-Con on Saturday, November 19th.  That show runs from 11am to 6pm, and I always have an awesome time there.  Matter of fact, I'll be in Port Huron setting up for Blue Water just a few hours before I hoof it back to Mount Clemens for the Open House...like I said, busy weekend!

So whether you're free this Friday or Saturday -- or both! -- you've got two opportunities to find me so's you can buy some copies of Swords & Sixguns: An Outlaw's Tale for all the folks on your holiday list.  And don't forget to come back around here in mid-December for the unveiling of my latest project!

A mite slow on the draw

 As you regular readers of this blog likely know, I've been working on turning "An Illustrated History of Jonah Hex" into an actual published book.  I'd hoped to have it done by now, but there have been distractions along the way, one of which was writing a Hex tribute of sorts for the anthology book The Fans are Buried Tales.  I've also got something else up my sleeve that I hope to have out next month, but my original notion of releasing the Hex history book as part of a big 50th anniversary celebration of the character...well, I failed on that end.  I'm still going to release the book, but it won't be for another year or so.  Frankly, I'm a little disappointed that DC let the occasion slip by without so much as a cameo of the old man somewhere (unless you wanna count "Hex's Texas Steakhouse" sign in the background of that League of Super-Pets movie).

Until the book becomes a thing, I'll continue with the Hex history posts here, though they'll likely be of the Appendix sort, keeping "The New 52" and beyond for the actual book.  I appreciate y'all sticking by me as I move at my stupid-slow writing pace, and remember, if you have any sketches or original pages/covers you'd like to contribute to the book, drop me a line at swordsandsixgunsnovel@gmail.com and we'll have us a palaver.  Also, if you'd like to meet me in person, I'll be at Blue Water International Comic-Con in Port Huron, MI on November 19th.  Come on by, say hello, and buy some stuff!